Not launched yet Robinhood Chain Paired with $MSTR
Two words for every candle. BRO $PLS A plea, a warning, or a victory lap — depends on the chart. Hope · Copium · Vibes.
Wen $PLS?
Soon. Bro is asking too.
- $PLS price
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- Market cap
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- Liquidity
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- $MSTR price
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Bro is a meme. No promises, no price targets, no financial advice — just a character, a community, and a token. Always check the contract address on this site against the one you are buying.
Contract shown here only Community owned Memes over promises
The pair
Paired with $MSTR.
$PLS trades against tokenized $MSTR on Robinhood Chain. A coin whose entire personality is asking nicely, tied to the one balance sheet famous for never selling anything. Bro pls. Just one more dip.
- Bro does not sell Not into strength, not into weakness, not into the thing his group chat is screaming about.
- Bro buys the dip Every dip. Bro has never once identified the bottom and this has not slowed him down.
- Bro answers red candles with two words Same two words every time. They have not worked yet. Bro remains committed.
$MSTR — live
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BRO PLS is an independent meme project. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to MicroStrategy, Strategy, or any of its officers. The pairing is a joke about conviction, not a claim of partnership.
How it works
Every trade fills the vault or burns supply.
$PLS launches through LONG on Robinhood Chain , paired against tokenized $MSTR on Uniswap v4. Fees come from the pool, not from a tax written into the token. There is no buy tax and no sell tax in the contract itself.
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Pair
Instead of pairing against ETH or a stablecoin, $PLS trades directly against tokenized $MSTR. Volume in Bro creates real stock-token volume underneath him.
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Vault
Buys pay their fee in $MSTR. The majority routes into the community vault and is held there as real stock tokens rather than sold.
Buys pay their fee in $MSTR. -- routes into the community vault and is held as real stock tokens. -- passes through to the original fee receiver.
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Burn & Lock
Sells pay their fee in $PLS. Part of it is burned outright and the rest is locked in the vault. Neither half comes back to the market.
Sells pay their fee in $PLS. -- is burned and permanently removed from total supply. -- is locked in the vault and never sold back.
The vault only grows. The supply only shrinks. Volume is the engine.
- Vault $MSTR
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- Vault value
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- $PLS burned
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- $PLS locked
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Fee routing is set by the launch protocol on the pool, not by Bro, and the parameters are the protocol's to change. Vault holdings are held rather than actively managed. Burning supply and filling a vault are mechanics, not a promise about price — nothing here is investment advice.
Every way to say it
Eight moods. One pls.
Bro pls is a prayer when you are down, a warning when your friend is about to ape, and a victory lap when you were right all along. Two words, eight completely different tones. You have used at least three of them this week.
- Bro Pls pls just go up
- We're Back Bro pls don't stop
- Rekt Bro pls no more
- Moon Bro pls keep going
- Mad Bro pls be serious
- Tired Bro pls let me sleep
- Clown Bro pls stop buying tops
- Rich Bro pls stay patient
Whatever the chart does next, the answer is the same. Bro, pls.
Get the stickersred, green, red, green. bro, pls.
How to buy
Four steps. Three you can do right now.
$PLS has not launched. You can still get everything ready so you are not setting up a wallet while the pool is open. Do the first three today. The fourth unlocks at launch.
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Get on the chain
Robinhood Wallet supports Robinhood Chain natively. MetaMask, OKX, or any EVM wallet works too, but needs the network added by hand using the details below.
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Bring ETH for gas
Gas on the chain is paid in ETH, not in a separate token. Bridge a small amount across before you need it — you do not want to be sorting this out mid-launch.
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Have the pair side ready
$PLS trades against tokenized $MSTR , so that is the other side of every swap. Getting it in place beforehand is the difference between buying and watching.
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Locked
Swap for $PLS
The pool does not exist yet. When it opens, this step becomes a direct link to the official pair and the contract address appears below.
There is nothing to buy before then. Anything calling itself $PLS right now is not $PLS.
Swap tokenized $MSTR for $PLS using the official link below. Check the contract address against the one on this page before you confirm anything.
Network details
- Network
- Robinhood Chain
- Chain ID
- 4663 Copy
- RPC
- https://rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com Copy
- Explorer
- https://robinhoodchain.blockscout.com Copy
- $PLS contract
- Coming after launch Copy
Verify the network details in your own wallet before adding them, and never enter a seed phrase into any site, including this one. BRO PLS is a meme project — nothing here is financial advice.
Bro replies
Stop typing. Say $PLS.
Some posts do not deserve a paragraph. They deserve a small man in a suit holding up a sign. Two words cover most of the timeline. Save them, drop them, let Bro do the talking.
- be serious bro
- read the room bro
- i'm begging you bro
- you're doing too much bro
- let him cook bro
- bro is cooking
- this aged well bro
- this aged terribly bro
- bro got receipts
- the math ain't mathing bro
- never doubted you bro
- go touch grass bro
- delete this bro
- huge w bro
- Someone posts a take Nobody needs your rebuttal. They need "be serious bro" and the quote tweet does the rest.
- Someone was right "Never doubted you bro" costs nothing and makes you look generous, which you are not.
- Someone was very wrong "This aged terribly bro" is kinder than typing what you actually think.
Long press or right click to save any of them. No credit needed, no permission needed. That is the point.
In the replies
Bro has a reply for everyone.
Big account posts. Timeline loses it. Bro is already in the replies with his hands together, asking nicely. Save them and use them — that is what they are for.
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When the show gets cancelled
One more season, bro pls
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When the wins will not stop
Sir, too much winning
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When someone gives away a million
Can I get one, bro pls
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When the answer is data dependent again
Not another one, bro pls
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When every product ships an AI
Make it fix my portfolio
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When the ice cream machine is down
Again? Bro pls
bro is not in your mentions to sell you anything. bro just wants one thing.
Long press or right click to save any of them. No credit needed, no permission needed.
That's the end, bro.
You scrolled the whole thing. Bro noticed.
go touch grass, bro. the chart will still be red when you get back.